Mc Donalds jokess

Last night was the funniest night so far in Banff.

Started the night off with pre lash again at the house, played some games again, tried to fix one of the games (Get the bus), so that Stephan would have to drink a shit load of alcohol, totally worked haha.

After a reasonable pre lash, we walked down to the Dancing Sasquatch which was so pretty sweet club in town. Met up with the gang up there, stayed there for a bit then we all went down to HooDoos, which was another club in town. this place was pretty good, they were doing a give away and were giving away snowboard shit, didn't win anything obviously but i didn't expect too so i didn't really care too much for that. We were all so Smashed at this place, they were playing some serious dubstep which i was again surprised about but it was a well good night, OH WAIT this shit didn't stop there....oh no.

Soooooo after HooDoo's we made another appearance at Mc Donald's....FML

Everything was cool, had to buy Elyas his meal for the 2nd time now...dick head lol

so we were just chilling out, munching down on our Big Mac's...i felt something in my stomach.....i warned Elyas what was about to happen but we were not prepared for what was about to happen.

I FARTED SO LOUD!!!!

We were in creases at this, laughing like little immature kids...and then...what... oh what? ANOTHER FART?? god dam it!!!

Another loud one and at this point the food was falling out of my mouth with laughter, we couldn't control ourselves, we were all in hysterics!

At this point James was over the other side of Mc Donald's with two girls, fuck knows where they were from but we could see he was trying hard to control himself from laughing out loud, but one of the girls then made the situation worse by shouting over to us...

"Its not even that funny!!"

Fuck saaaaake this made it just that bit worse as that meant they heard it at the other side of the shop haha

Oh well, after we simmered down a bit and headed on home.

got home, making a hefty amount of noise, i collapsed in my bed and snuggled down and watched some SouthPark and passed out by 3ish...

Funniest night so far.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7z825KRWlI

This is the big one!

Speak soon bitches

Lots of love x

football..

2 hours of football on monday evening is definatelly NOT the one, just reminded me how unfit I am lol

No thanks

Stoked about the POW!

Vasaap!!

Last night was the best night so far.

Started off about 7ish, pre drinks at the house, played some drinking games ( riding the bus and horse racing) which got pretty intense as the drinks went down! Elyas completely flopped on the game Riding the bus and managed to drink about 3-4 glasses of vodka and coke- crumpits!

After pre drinks, we all strolled down the road to a little house party which was pretty cool, stayed there for a bit, then strolled down to another house to meet some up with some more of the gang, didn't stay there for too long so a few of us headed down to some bar, cant remember any of the names of the pubs/bars/clubs at the moment but oh well. the bar was alright, pretty chilled out, had a bud then we all headed off to the club, which i was so surprised about because it was a pretty decent club played a lot of house music and a tiny bit of dub, so i felt it would be rude NOT to put on my bass face! the layout of the club was a lot similar to Area in Watford which was cool, felt like i was at home.

So yeah, that finished at 2.30am, we all headed out, very rowdy and headed over to Mc donalds once again, don't worry, i only chowed down on a double big mac meal, outrageous?!

Right so yeah, after the colossal Mc donalds we headed on home, saw a deer taking a piss in a bush....so we did what anyone else would have done....taken a picture.

Thats about it for now, not a lot going on tonight, apart from a little fottie game down at the local high school, gunna show these mother fuckers how Prestwood Colts get down!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwpveU6pV-Q

Check it.

Speak soon my lover x

So i got to canada alright, me and couttsy chilled in the BA lounge, it was of the shizay, free everything, free alcohol,food,internet even bloody showers for fuck sake, it was nuts!

Went out last night, hadn't even been at our house (518 Banff Avenue) for 10 minutes, we were heading off to the pub to meet everyone.

Its a little different atmosphere in Canadian Pubs/bars, like you have to put a tip down for drink n shit and if you don't, the bar tenders get all moody, which is a little weird but its a small price to pay haha.

Ive been here for not even 24 hours and its already looking good.

Don't know what else to say so yeah, keep it real people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ90LRaEIt0

big choon.

Oh and super sized big mac's are the fuckin bees knees!

The start of Canada!

Sooooooo...im going to Canada today.

I said i would make a blog and keep a note of everything i get up too whilst on this mad journey, so this shit starts here.

My flight is at 5.30, so ill be leaving home like 1ish?

its been pretty tough, saying goodbye to all my friends n family, but the way i see it is that ill be speaking to them all within 24 hours of being in Canada so it will be like, an 8 month period of having a relationship with somebody over Facebook....but with all my friends. Fuck sake none of this makes sense, i'm pretty tired, been up for a while making a remix of Magnetic Man's track Perfect Strangers for this CD I have to make for uni, gaaad daam it!

Right its been a pleasure, but i'm going hit the hay yah?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anLfoy2XsFw

I'm going to link a track in as many of my blogs as i can, because not gunna lie to you i know some seriously badass tunes at the moment, courtesy of Rhys Davies (Co-founder of Parody Village TM).

Night people.

X