All Over

Well, after 8 months, i finally made it.

Alot of people said they wouldn't be surprised if i came home after a few months but fuck you i did it.

This has been without a doubt THE best thing i have ever dont in my life so far and i have hundereds of stories to tell which will never get old.

I met some people that will never be forgotten and some people that are straight up n00bs.

Overall i have had the time of my life.

Thanks to everyone for everything from the people i worked with and the people i lived with (yes, even Elyas, because your a ba chreep breh on roadz)

Take it easy people

x

T.G.O.D

Penultimate Episode.

Christ its been a while, so much for ever day?

A lot has happened in the past god knows how many months since the last post. heres a few of the best/worst bits.

AMAZING POWDER DAYS WITH NICK

Bam Margera Visiting Banff(complete let down)

Smellyass' (Elyas') family coming out

Being called Amy for the week by his Cousins

Jersday Thursdays EVERY thursdays were a big part of mine and the House's life

Belvedere and Grey Goose

Outrageous Hoodoos night sitting in the DJ booth the whole night with my boy

Caribou Hotel breakfast Buffets $14- and what?

Coming home

Having a hair cut!

Photo shoot with the fam ge'me?

Having the time of my life for my sister and mummas 21st and 50th

Seeing my one true lovers

going back home (Canada)

Having a swollen from anonymous person hitting me in the eye lol

Shooting outside our house and Craig and James being on THE NEWS!-what of it?

Craig breaking his ankle :(

Stephen breaking his OTHER LEG!!!

Having 2 sets of cripples walking round the house with crutches

New Orange jacket

Elyas breaks his Hand :(

Carlitos take away every night

Another eventful night with the police coming over and a housemate spending the night in a cell :(

Spring riding at Sunshine

Bear hunting

Ridiculously busy weekends at work (Lake Louise)

Having a 100ft( went down to 30 ft unfortunately) kicker made at work for a bunch of pro's to hit.....when im working...

Seeing our Elf on the way to the gym

Being on bear watch every journey too and from work (haven't seen a bear as of yet BUT i will!)

Party at Lake Louise with 50,000 watt speakers and Dj Nu-mark and backstage with my boy Timmy

Falling over and getting a graze down my back from the ice and smashing my head FUNK YES.

Being shit at Ice Hockey

There were just a few of the events that have happened in the past 5 months since Christmas. Its been pretty insane to say the least.

Summer is probably going to be the best thing since sliced bread-can i get a hallelujah?

I will do one more blog on my last night in Canada-its going to be emotional to say the least

Keep living the dream and remember- life is one big chestnut you have to crack?

past month..

YEAH SON!

Haven't done a blog in a month now so i thought, hey ill do a massive blog of whats happened in the past month of my life in the mo' friggin rockies.

Sooooooo lasttime i did a blog i was talking about when i managed to flip myself over head first in the powder-total sketch, ermmm basically nothing that interesting happened up till christmas, it got outrageously busy at work, i only had one day off a week which was so shitty, and to add insult to injury my family were staying here and they only managed to come at the busiest time of the year-shizah.

Christmas was good, apart from the fact all of my house were working and i had to wake up at 5.48am (cereal killah) and it was pretty busy as well. So after work went to see mumma and papa and lozza at the hotel, opened all out presents and went out to din din's.

I was surprised when my fam came out, i thought i was going to react so bad when they all went home but it was like i constantly had the thought in the back of my head about when they were going home and it was getting to me until their last night and i said goodbye on a good note and it was absolutely fine!

Next big thing was new years eve....now....that was a just pure brutality to life.

I was trying my hardest not to think about having to wake up at 5.48am the next day. We started off having a classic pre drinks sesh at home which was one of the funniest pre drinks ive had in a while, had some new rules which fucked everyone up on other levels.

We left our house then went off to Cedar house and that was pretty funny, just getting absolutely battered then went off to Wolfpack for like 5 minutes and went back to Cedar for the last of the party before we all headed out to the streets for the countdown. This was so funny and specially seeing jason in the state that one could only refer too as pure death.

TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE NIGHT WITH THE PHONE!!!!

It was only our best night out in baff TO DATE!

right so it started it the house, me and nick went on a little hunt in the basement as per usual we managed to find an old white brick looking telephone. Now it started by ripping off the wire and seeing how far we could stretch it in the hall way-this soon got boring so nick came up with the genius idea of using the phone as the 'random object'-it begins.

I said as we pre-lashing how cool it would be the idea of using the phone as an excuse to get pictures with complete strangers- this was a killer idea so we headed out to Sasquatch the walk would usually take us about 20 mins? this time it took us a good hour and a half!!! by the end of the night we managed to rack up 300 photos-150 of which were randoms with the phone! and that was just on craig's camera-criminal.

So yeahhhhh apart from all that ive just been shredding it up on my new board which im not 100% keen on, doesn't feel as nice as my other burton, its not as flexy but thats because its more of a park board and it doest carve up the POW! as well :( but it has a hot ass sailer chick on it so whatever.

Had a pretty bad fall the other day, thought id broken my back or something. Basically, i was cruising down a run which was pretty much like a road and i managed to slide out on some ice and fell down the bank on the side, i was getting some speed sliding down this bank and i was just waiting for the moment i was going to fall backwards into a tree or a rock, i was seeing trees flying past as i slid down backwards and then i smashed my lower back on a tree and knocked my head on a rock. I hit my head so hard my hat, goggles, glasses and headphones fell off, total sketch bail or what yo?! was pretty funny.

NEW JERSEY SHORE SEASON 3 OHHH YEAHHH! the first episode was amazing! doesn't come out in england for a while-gutted This new girl/meatball Deena is an animal in the first episode she managed to show situation her coo ca and then next episode (Thursday) Samii and J-woww have a brutal fight! cant wait!

Im going now, this has taken me near to an hour to do! outraged.

Oh one more thing, me and Elyas have now made a ritual before bed. This consists of a jug of water and 1-2 episodes of South Park. Weather drunk or sober or even if we have less than 4 hours sleep until waking up for work, we still manage to watch our South Park- my god its the tits son.

One more thing, i cant freekin wait to go home in March for muma and lozza's party, got so much shit to do when im home-first thing is to get a fucking hair cut haha my barnet is out of control right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eSN8Cwit_s

Gotta rock this tune out

total out.

shredin'

Went sunshine today and did some cliff drops and managed to do a front flip in the powder haha.

basically, went to ride over a little mound and it was total powder everywhere, rode up too it and lent back, accidentally lent forward a bit and totally flung myself over the front as the powder just swallowed my board and flipped my board over my head....disturbia?

Nothing else to report, christmas is coming, parents are coming out on the 22nd so that should be sweet.

Going out for a burger in a bit (outraged)

keep it real xx

FML

Dirtiest day ever.

Went to sunshine today with James and a few other people...

Basically i ended up with 3 other chips on my board as well as this one.

We were all outside the Gondolas staff room and we were about to go inside and James Stuck his board in a pile of snow outside the door, i thought well i may as well do it as well.....i shove my board into the snow-SMACK!

fuck sake.....instead of being a normal human being and softly pushing it in the big pile of snow i manage to thrust (with some serious force) it in the a not so thick bit of the snow and my board just cracks against the concrete, i take it out and OOOP what do you know i have my first chip of the day...fantastic.

Oh wellllll, its minor on my board, it wont make a difference when i ride it, so i forget about it within minutes.

We ride for a few hours and its all gravy apart from the fact the whole of the mountain is covered in moguls, everyone knows its a lot easier to ride them on ski's so that was a little tricky but as well as that the place is covered in bits of trees and tree stumps and rocks...which brings us onto my next crack in my board.

We meet up with Craig (CRAIIGO) for lunch, have a double burger and a loverly pint, we then shred down the hill and as were going i follow craig into a woodland path, i figure well he works on the mountains, he knows all the little cheeky woodland trails ill follow him-what a bloody mistake that was.

It turns out this little trail is just full of tree stumps and shit on the floor, i try and ignore them and manage to smash the front of my board on a tree stump and i stack it haaard! which was a greeeeat one.. get to the bottom of the hill and i look at my board and i have a tasty new chip on my nose from the tree stump-excellent.

LLLLAAAATEEEERRR ONNNN in the day me and craig are cruising down to go home and we go on this run which i did earlier in the day and i fully hated every minute of it last time because its just so orquard.

Its very flat and there are a shit load of moguls everywhere so your bumping around a lot, to add insult to injury i manage to smash my board in YET ANOTHER tree stump ( thats the one in my picture i posted) i am in such a bad mood and i haven't even noticed this yet. i get down and meet craig who is waiting for me i look down on my board and i see this fucking crack on the nose FUCK MY LIFE THIS IS A JOKE NOW! im like fuck it ill just rip it off because it will just peal off. I rip it off and oop it tears all the way down the nose. this is just the god damn icing on the cake, why do i bother? my god.

AAANNYYY WAAAYS i decide what the heck and i tear it all the way down because it kind of looks like its the graphics now when really its just a complete and utter fuck up of a board. hopefully this isn't going to be an issue, unless it gets loads of snow in it and it melts and it manages to spread in the board and fuck up all the layers of wood......sweetness.

Had to do this blog, felt rude not to share this with the world.

take it easy people x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOESyEljmFE

complete and utter outrage

Sooooo over a month in now, and still loving it.

Been working for a good 3-4 weeks now, kind of getting used to having to wake up at 5.40am 4 times a week (death) but its still a struggle.

Its pretty cool because Lake Louis are hosting the 2010 Downhill Skiing World Cup and i've been serving all of the contestants in the mornings, its insane they all just sit around with all the visitors and stuff they don't even care.

watching it on TV in the kitchen though, oh my d-d-d-daaayz its crazy shit, speeding down the hill at 80mph fucks my shit up and looking out the window and seeing them speeding to the finish line its so insane.

Another pretty cool thing is that this week its been ridiculously cold....people complaining in England its been like 4 degrees can eat a poo, try living in -38 degrees. YES! i said it -38 GOD DAMN DEGREES, 2nd coldest place in the world a few days ago, what?

Nothing else to say really, going to go for a shred tomorrow on the mountain with the boyos, so keep it real, keep your game tight, don't take your eyes off the prize, never dare to dream and remember....it aint nothin' but a thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ2IM-WPo0k

big one

S'all good

Wasup Wasup

This isn't going to be very interesting because..well its not about any drunken/fucked up behaviour sooo don't get our hopes up.

Basically been in Canada for almost 2 weeks now and I fell good.

Thought i would be super home sick and just hate it a lot but to be honest its the complete opposite.

I guess sometimes it does hit me how much i miss home and stuff, like looking at pictures of the gang going out and stuff, or seeing mumma goose and pappa pig and lozza on skype, gets me going a little bit but its still all good.

Nothing else much to say, we went out on Sunday to this sweet club and some guy who suffered from an EXTREME case of S.M.S (small man syndrome) decided to start trouble with Jason. BAsically got all pissy because he was drunk and pushing us about while he was dancing so Craig and Nick pushed him back and he switched and decided to have a go at craig so Jason(Derulo) stepped in and basically tried to tell him like leave it alone were just here to have a good time and he thought he was saying something completely different so decided to have a go at jason, i then intervened and leant to the midget saying listen mate there is no problem here ok, and took jason off the dance floor......oop what do you know he decided to follow us. Nick and Craig gave the signal to the bouncer so we walked off and went outside for a bit and decided this is super pooy so lets just go home.....oh hold on Mcdonals again? NO WONDER IM PUTTING ON THE POUNDS GOD DAMN IT!

Sooooo after i chowed the fuck down on my Double big mac meal and 2 cheese burgers(why bother) were saying to each other like how funny would it be if this kid walked into Mcdonalds now....2 minutes later oop he's standing at the till..... jason walks up to his stands next to this guy...looks his square in the face and this dude is so hammered he doesn't even recognise jason, what a knobsack.

He walks/stumbles over the drink machine, i decide its a prime opportunity to have a word...i walk over and he goes to me- "where do you get the fuckin whiskey?!"

im like yeah this guy is totally of the wagon. haha i go to him " yeah, you cant get whiskey here mate" he's like "ahh fuck ittt!" and stumbles out of the place haha what a crack head!!

annywayyss so yeah we walk home and nothing else has happened since then as ive had my days off work Monday Tuesday and Wednesday.

So yeah im off now, but night night everyone

xx