FML

Dirtiest day ever.

Went to sunshine today with James and a few other people...

Basically i ended up with 3 other chips on my board as well as this one.

We were all outside the Gondolas staff room and we were about to go inside and James Stuck his board in a pile of snow outside the door, i thought well i may as well do it as well.....i shove my board into the snow-SMACK!

fuck sake.....instead of being a normal human being and softly pushing it in the big pile of snow i manage to thrust (with some serious force) it in the a not so thick bit of the snow and my board just cracks against the concrete, i take it out and OOOP what do you know i have my first chip of the day...fantastic.

Oh wellllll, its minor on my board, it wont make a difference when i ride it, so i forget about it within minutes.

We ride for a few hours and its all gravy apart from the fact the whole of the mountain is covered in moguls, everyone knows its a lot easier to ride them on ski's so that was a little tricky but as well as that the place is covered in bits of trees and tree stumps and rocks...which brings us onto my next crack in my board.

We meet up with Craig (CRAIIGO) for lunch, have a double burger and a loverly pint, we then shred down the hill and as were going i follow craig into a woodland path, i figure well he works on the mountains, he knows all the little cheeky woodland trails ill follow him-what a bloody mistake that was.

It turns out this little trail is just full of tree stumps and shit on the floor, i try and ignore them and manage to smash the front of my board on a tree stump and i stack it haaard! which was a greeeeat one.. get to the bottom of the hill and i look at my board and i have a tasty new chip on my nose from the tree stump-excellent.

LLLLAAAATEEEERRR ONNNN in the day me and craig are cruising down to go home and we go on this run which i did earlier in the day and i fully hated every minute of it last time because its just so orquard.

Its very flat and there are a shit load of moguls everywhere so your bumping around a lot, to add insult to injury i manage to smash my board in YET ANOTHER tree stump ( thats the one in my picture i posted) i am in such a bad mood and i haven't even noticed this yet. i get down and meet craig who is waiting for me i look down on my board and i see this fucking crack on the nose FUCK MY LIFE THIS IS A JOKE NOW! im like fuck it ill just rip it off because it will just peal off. I rip it off and oop it tears all the way down the nose. this is just the god damn icing on the cake, why do i bother? my god.

AAANNYYY WAAAYS i decide what the heck and i tear it all the way down because it kind of looks like its the graphics now when really its just a complete and utter fuck up of a board. hopefully this isn't going to be an issue, unless it gets loads of snow in it and it melts and it manages to spread in the board and fuck up all the layers of wood......sweetness.

Had to do this blog, felt rude not to share this with the world.

take it easy people x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOESyEljmFE

complete and utter outrage

Sooooo over a month in now, and still loving it.

Been working for a good 3-4 weeks now, kind of getting used to having to wake up at 5.40am 4 times a week (death) but its still a struggle.

Its pretty cool because Lake Louis are hosting the 2010 Downhill Skiing World Cup and i've been serving all of the contestants in the mornings, its insane they all just sit around with all the visitors and stuff they don't even care.

watching it on TV in the kitchen though, oh my d-d-d-daaayz its crazy shit, speeding down the hill at 80mph fucks my shit up and looking out the window and seeing them speeding to the finish line its so insane.

Another pretty cool thing is that this week its been ridiculously cold....people complaining in England its been like 4 degrees can eat a poo, try living in -38 degrees. YES! i said it -38 GOD DAMN DEGREES, 2nd coldest place in the world a few days ago, what?

Nothing else to say really, going to go for a shred tomorrow on the mountain with the boyos, so keep it real, keep your game tight, don't take your eyes off the prize, never dare to dream and remember....it aint nothin' but a thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ2IM-WPo0k

big one

S'all good

Wasup Wasup

This isn't going to be very interesting because..well its not about any drunken/fucked up behaviour sooo don't get our hopes up.

Basically been in Canada for almost 2 weeks now and I fell good.

Thought i would be super home sick and just hate it a lot but to be honest its the complete opposite.

I guess sometimes it does hit me how much i miss home and stuff, like looking at pictures of the gang going out and stuff, or seeing mumma goose and pappa pig and lozza on skype, gets me going a little bit but its still all good.

Nothing else much to say, we went out on Sunday to this sweet club and some guy who suffered from an EXTREME case of S.M.S (small man syndrome) decided to start trouble with Jason. BAsically got all pissy because he was drunk and pushing us about while he was dancing so Craig and Nick pushed him back and he switched and decided to have a go at craig so Jason(Derulo) stepped in and basically tried to tell him like leave it alone were just here to have a good time and he thought he was saying something completely different so decided to have a go at jason, i then intervened and leant to the midget saying listen mate there is no problem here ok, and took jason off the dance floor......oop what do you know he decided to follow us. Nick and Craig gave the signal to the bouncer so we walked off and went outside for a bit and decided this is super pooy so lets just go home.....oh hold on Mcdonals again? NO WONDER IM PUTTING ON THE POUNDS GOD DAMN IT!

Sooooo after i chowed the fuck down on my Double big mac meal and 2 cheese burgers(why bother) were saying to each other like how funny would it be if this kid walked into Mcdonalds now....2 minutes later oop he's standing at the till..... jason walks up to his stands next to this guy...looks his square in the face and this dude is so hammered he doesn't even recognise jason, what a knobsack.

He walks/stumbles over the drink machine, i decide its a prime opportunity to have a word...i walk over and he goes to me- "where do you get the fuckin whiskey?!"

im like yeah this guy is totally of the wagon. haha i go to him " yeah, you cant get whiskey here mate" he's like "ahh fuck ittt!" and stumbles out of the place haha what a crack head!!

annywayyss so yeah we walk home and nothing else has happened since then as ive had my days off work Monday Tuesday and Wednesday.

So yeah im off now, but night night everyone

xx

Halloween

This is going to be a short one because i really cant be bothered to write loads right now, had the most pointless day.

The night was amazing, so messy, got with a total grenade-i am not proud of it.

got in at 1ish only to find Elyas and James drunk as every in the lounge.

I sat down for a bit, got some food, ate some food...ate a pop tart...ate a pop tart that james had chewed for a bit....Steve came back with pizza...i ate some pizza....i ate some pizza that james once again had chewed up-again i'm not proud of my drunken behaviour.

Got into bed at 2ish and had to wake up at 5.30 for my first day at work...what the fuck.

Wake up, stlil drunk, walk across the road to get the bus.....its late, sick.

Get to work, we spend the whole friggin day sat listening to people talk about how amazing Lake Louise is, to be fair it is pretty sweet. We got a list of events that were happening in the near future and they all look well good, so thats cool. So yeah, i was falling asleep every 5 minutes while people were talking and i was on the front row so the new was dozzing off haha oh well.

Thats about it for today, cba with a song speak to you soon

Lots of Love xxxx