Monday, 29 November 2010

FML

Dirtiest day ever.

Went to sunshine today with James and a few other people...

Basically i ended up with 3 other chips on my board as well as this one.

We were all outside the Gondolas staff room and we were about to go inside and James Stuck his board in a pile of snow outside the door, i thought well i may as well do it as well.....i shove my board into the snow-SMACK!

fuck sake.....instead of being a normal human being and softly pushing it in the big pile of snow i manage to thrust (with some serious force) it in the a not so thick bit of the snow and my board just cracks against the concrete, i take it out and OOOP what do you know i have my first chip of the day...fantastic.

Oh wellllll, its minor on my board, it wont make a difference when i ride it, so i forget about it within minutes.

We ride for a few hours and its all gravy apart from the fact the whole of the mountain is covered in moguls, everyone knows its a lot easier to ride them on ski's so that was a little tricky but as well as that the place is covered in bits of trees and tree stumps and rocks...which brings us onto my next crack in my board.

We meet up with Craig (CRAIIGO) for lunch, have a double burger and a loverly pint, we then shred down the hill and as were going i follow craig into a woodland path, i figure well he works on the mountains, he knows all the little cheeky woodland trails ill follow him-what a bloody mistake that was.

It turns out this little trail is just full of tree stumps and shit on the floor, i try and ignore them and manage to smash the front of my board on a tree stump and i stack it haaard! which was a greeeeat one.. get to the bottom of the hill and i look at my board and i have a tasty new chip on my nose from the tree stump-excellent.

LLLLAAAATEEEERRR ONNNN in the day me and craig are cruising down to go home and we go on this run which i did earlier in the day and i fully hated every minute of it last time because its just so orquard.

Its very flat and there are a shit load of moguls everywhere so your bumping around a lot, to add insult to injury i manage to smash my board in YET ANOTHER tree stump ( thats the one in my picture i posted) i am in such a bad mood and i haven't even noticed this yet. i get down and meet craig who is waiting for me i look down on my board and i see this fucking crack on the nose FUCK MY LIFE THIS IS A JOKE NOW! im like fuck it ill just rip it off because it will just peal off. I rip it off and oop it tears all the way down the nose. this is just the god damn icing on the cake, why do i bother? my god.

AAANNYYY WAAAYS i decide what the heck and i tear it all the way down because it kind of looks like its the graphics now when really its just a complete and utter fuck up of a board. hopefully this isn't going to be an issue, unless it gets loads of snow in it and it melts and it manages to spread in the board and fuck up all the layers of wood......sweetness.

Had to do this blog, felt rude not to share this with the world.

take it easy people x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOESyEljmFE

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